Hot Damn! Coffee

The carton reads…

This is a poem about me, Hot Damn! Oat Drink. 

Read it when you’ve got some time to think.

Stir me into your morning brew,

And watch clouds of white break through.

I go great with Hot Damn! coffee;

I’m creamy, rich, and get super frothy.

Enjoy me hot or over some ice 

For a natural treat that’s oh-so-nice.

I’m made from plants that come from the ground–

No factory farms in this carton are found. 

Try me for yourself if you dare. 

Just beware, it may be an ongoing affair. 

You can get me delivered on Gorillas super quick.

Just steam me up and I’ll be thick–lickity split.

Be prepared to never go back 

To milk from cows, cos that sh*t is whack.

This box tells you to shake well,

Now if you’ve read until here, maybe you can tell 

That I’m ready to be savored,

And you’re doing yourself, and the planet, a favor. 

Cheers!